What has happened in America is extrodinary, but we don't know what it means yet.

Belly Button lint collector's of 200 year olds to be next big job of the future!

The head in the butt to be new in 2025!

News by Mark: Nothing is going on, but you can feel yourself and look at the clouds simultanously.

It turns out the wild life began in Texas.

Big Bottom Susan had more to share today.

New exotic toys for the newest idiot on the block to arrive shortly.

Sun Tanning is over with you guys. Thank God they are just simplitons of the apocolypse.

John Lennon to provide Cheese Ball Soup and World Peace.

Bill Hole was creating unusual waves of human froth.

Neurotics to impulsively create teck mind chains.