When I dream of humping it's always with my pet whale.

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New Butt Shaped Screens are sure to engage your attention and keep it there!

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It turns out that Biden's forehead is bigger than Trumps, and sexier too!

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Given the choice I would give my love to a green slime, and why not?

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Best Girl fiend ever!

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Scarcity creating desperation? Try something ethical and clean!

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Could America be the casualty of teck that it created? Mary Shelly was right!

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When your phone begins panting that should be a red flag.

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If people turn blue near you it might not be love, but it is likely bad breath.

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If you your pants rip, fall down and you become sexually aroused in public, then you are having an embarrassing moment.

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If I had wanted her I would have taken her long ago.

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This might be my last post for till January! realdonaldtrump 3d Today, the Board of Peace reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza. This is a monumental step toward lasting PEACE and SECURITY. This agreement is a critical step towards Gaza finally being governed by a new Palestinian government that will work closely with the Board of Peace to help the Palestinian people. At the same time, Israel will have the security it deserves, with Gaza no longer used as a base for terror attacks. This is a major milestone in the implementation of the Trump 20-Point Plan. The agreement will be carried out in carefully structured phases. As disarmament is completed, Israeli forces will withdraw, and the International Stabilization Force will work with a new Palestinian police force to take responsibility for Gaza being safe for its residents and its neighbors. One year ago there was a violent raging war, humanitarian crisis and hostages kept in brutal captivity. We have made historic progress and there is still much work to do. I want to thank the mediators—Egypt, Qatar, and Türkiye—for their important efforts, and especially my outstanding team, whose tireless work made this historic breakthrough possible. The threat that emerged from Gaza on October 7 will NOT be allowed to rebuild! Under this agreement, Gaza will finally be in the hands of a new Palestinian government that serves its PEOPLE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL ON THIS AMAZING DEVELOPMENT, THAT EVERYBODY SAID COULD NEVER BE ACHIEVED! DONALD J. TRUMP President of the United States of America