We welcome the world to America, our strange red blooded country, wacky and interesting. Come and have fun!

China is not our enemy, because I know these people, they are farmers at heart, people of the earth, salty, kind. The are good friends of mine. We only see faults when we are afraid of the beam in our own eye, but differences are nothing, an old friend deserves a hand shake or a hug.

Dear China, THANK YOU FOR THE PANDAS!

The queen of all things.

This will teach you to be an American.

Next train to the strangest riots on earth!

Now we are going to explore the strange inner life of Edward Breasts, (Ed Nipples) and get to know how he works and what makes him ticked.

If you don't want tyranny and painful oppression then let the ignorant jerk speak!

You may not like what I say, but for your country and the first ammendment that protects it, you would fight and protect me for my right to say what might be hard to tolerate.

IN THE END WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE

US SPECIAL FORCES are the best in the world.