Lets just say you achieved happiness. Even true happiness. What would you do with it? Would you just relax and smile all day?

Top female bikini models are totally surprised by BILL HOLE. Truly this man has rock hard abs!

I believe the universe is both real and a mirage.

Love and death by lobsters.

Russian military replaced by go go dancers. Change to effect moralle.

Six million Jews can't be wrong, conspiracy theories can be.

As stupid people grow in size and purpose, shall they be on the loose to do destruction? Should we just watch the ravaging? On TV?

I think my new identity should be centered around a BETTER WORLD. A Good Guy! Yet America isn't ready for good guys yet.

Getting rid of Wade was a bad move for Republicans and for common sense. Is America to become a "Win" addicted nation. Is capitalism and the old ways unable to reverse 30 years of change? Will the Jetsons beat the Flintstones? It matter a lot!