She wanted to marry me because of my hot pants, so I took them off and let her have them.

Chatboxes may be super smart, but they can't prevent herpies from ruining the world.

Yet another week of Ukraine and Russia blasting back and forth with destructive weapons and fruit punch tea.

I am glad to hear that Biden has won again, for yet another four mellow years of bliss. Congratulations on your victory!

Super Star Selfies to bring out the followers on new app.

I am hopeful for America, I am also a nobody. My cheese is better than yours.

The long rainy season has been the best due to water dancing and wet t shirts. I will surely miss the rain!

AND NOT THE AVERAGE ISLAND FEVER OF HAWAII, ITS THE ENTIRE CONTINENT NOW!

WE HAVE GONE FROM THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE TO THE BATTLE OF THE BUTT SAYS A PRIVATE.

New power drink promises that you will grow deadly snake fangs.

King Kong rampage to effect unreal if not fictional America, causing a new dance craze!