My dad invented it first.

Everytime something happens you don't like just do this!

I am not being persued by a moose in heat!!! Promise!

Impossible!

The war will be won by chance!

I get called hun and honey all the time no matter where I go; so I figure:

Its not all fun being James Bond 009

I am still a kid in some ways.

Let the fun begin!!!!

Actually he was a foodie!

Superman is now an epic failure!