Yell rude things at the moon and make loud, proud,πŸ•πŸ•’πŸ•žπŸ•“all the time! wet farts!

Bill Hole suddenly realized he can't fill his inner emptiness with current entertainments!

Even with a tanking economy nothing can stop Americans from loving each other!

Thanks to the anti-abortionists stranger things sre being born everywhere all the timeπŸ˜„πŸ‘Ά!

No problem! Losing all your money can be remedied with a penis enlargement!

We need to rescue that guy we left on the moon before it is too late. Is that Bill?

From anti-semetic to anti-trump! What will Americans think up next! Ladders?

Knowing the political divides in Isreal is a real important thing for all humans to know.

We should all go dark and silent and let the biggest penis zombie win!

I can say fake things because I have false teeth.

Even if if Americans believe nothing, at least we believe in eachother.