Never can mean forever!

Remember this and wonder why?

It was a miracle but she climbed part of herself into an elephants rear and got stuck. This explains why I remain a democrat!

I had done nothing wrong but the perfumed foam bath enticed me!

I don't know about you but I'm phoning home.

The worst name for your new baby: Alien Wart Hog Clowno.

The sheep have gotten out and there is nothing except a moon base that can save us!

With my new magic color hair dye you can fake being bald, then pretend you have bald abilities!?

Why is there something rather than nothing? The only thing that exits is icecream everything else is proven void.

Chimp writes a 1000 page book called "Humans are fools" and all is well.

American celebrities and stars to give up the spot light and join the fray seen in flashy uniforms that reveal close to a million famous people!