Just for fun lets say there is an inteligence that is not biological and is not tecknological and is smart.

In some ways I am a scientific difficulty to myself. The way i actually think on the subject may be so rational as to be confusing, so my weird life got at least 3 times weirder the night I saw a star become a black hole.

Trigger Warning: Greatest American prose.

The best thing Americans got from the political class is this:

When I was a soldier lad deep in the heaert of Ireland I was given weapons to play with. So to splice an apple in half to myself in that. Then more tricks, card tricks and clever gamee, to the beach a castle was born and in my hand a bloody sword, and I was once a lad, but now a man?

Weary of war yet?