There should be a law about being too sensitive to pronouns and other incorrect language or facial expressions.

I feel that this invasion is breaking over 10 laws, maybe 15. It is repulsive.

Ukrainian soldiers with chap lips to be assisted by Miss Lips herself proven to increase morale instantly or your imaginary fantasy would be realized.

Even the squirrels have been arming themselves for a great battle over walnuts.

They should just admit the truth: This war is about some secret ingredients to a famous pasta sauce.

With the new tech dark ages we need advanced devices for for detecting witches and robots designed for beheading the impure.

I followed the direction of Biden’s pointed fingers and saw lightning obliterating Russian tanks. Power up!

At least this isn’t a penis vs. penis war..or is it?

Humans can be miserable, and thus made animal, say we believe in something noble, then surrender to greed and evil. Love is what we all want, and yet all around vice and squalor. A people so depraved and deprived can’t last much longer. If..said the Lorax, if only..I said back to him, and he rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders. I got to see this.

It looks like the ultimate nightmare war offensive has not happened. Putin won’t feel the glory. Now there will be sad pictures of death and destruction. I don’t know what will be learned from this that we don’t already know.