Ukrainian soldiers with chap lips to be assisted by Miss Lips herself proven to increase morale instantly or your imaginary fantasy would be realized.

Even the squirrels have been arming themselves for a great battle over walnuts.

They should just admit the truth: This war is about some secret ingredients to a famous pasta sauce.

With the new tech dark ages we need advanced devices for for detecting witches and robots designed for beheading the impure.

I followed the direction of Biden’s pointed fingers and saw lightning obliterating Russian tanks. Power up!

At least this isn’t a penis vs. penis war..or is it?

Humans can be miserable, and thus made animal, say we believe in something noble, then surrender to greed and evil. Love is what we all want, and yet all around vice and squalor. A people so depraved and deprived can’t last much longer. If..said the Lorax, if only..I said back to him, and he rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders. I got to see this.

It looks like the ultimate nightmare war offensive has not happened. Putin won’t feel the glory. Now there will be sad pictures of death and destruction. I don’t know what will be learned from this that we don’t already know.

REALITY CHECK: Medical sales.. Its what an elixir (Snake Oil) was in the middle ages, it's basically the same thing Same human move. Different wrapper.Medieval and early-modern elixirs promised long life, restored vigor, and a fix for whatever terror was in the air—plague, melancholy, impotence, “bad blood.” The pitch was authority (a learned name, a rare ingredient, a secret process) plus fear plus hope. You paid before the body voted.What is the same now A vague enemy (toxins, inflammation, “food noise,” aging, a syndrome with a new acronym). A bottle, shot, powder, or protocol that claims to interrupt it. Testimonials instead of a hard endpoint. A priestly class: then apothecaries and court physicians; now influencers, longevity clinics, and “studies show” slides. The customer’s job is belief and repurchase. What is not the same Some of what sits on the same shelf as elixir talk is real: vaccines, insulin, statins, GLP-1s with trial data. Regulation exists (uneven, slow, better than a 14th-century fair). Chemistry is not astrology. You can still get a vitamin that does nothing next to a drug that does something, in the same Instagram grid. That mix is what makes the analogy feel true and sloppy at once.The durable part People would rather buy a story that says “this is the missing key” than live with “you are aging, tradeoffs exist, no powder cancels that.” Elixirs never died. They learned checkout and clinical language.So: yes, the genre is the same. No, that does not make every modern treatment a medieval potion. The skill is telling the two apart when the ad wants them indistinguishable.