It is my belief that actual journalism has never actually existed.


 




Yes it's true!


 

Lost and found.


 

Remove your worries with Me! With my generalized anxiety I can do your nervous work for you. For a small fee I can do your emotional burdens for you!


 

Writing is a form of meditation, though not obviously profound or philosophical.

 



I worry too much about hamburgers and the cows they came from!

 


My imaginary future ex girl friend I'm going steady with!


 

God save us!

 



When in doubt I become..