Ha!
The beauty queen went to the hospital to get looked at
Everyone on the staff was healed.
I tired of personalized advertisements
So I exchanged myself in return for a personality
The buttologist said I was watching porn
So I remained a numeral.
Then I learned that porn was free
But everything was expensive
And that I was on the market
So I got upset and visited my marketer
And was given big porn data
It turned out that I was a nobody
This f ed up and I wanted my money back
Then the sales agent appeared with my soul
We made a deal and my likes went up emediatly! 😀
Everyone on the staff was healed.
I tired of personalized advertisements
So I exchanged myself in return for a personality
The buttologist said I was watching porn
So I remained a numeral.
Then I learned that porn was free
But everything was expensive
And that I was on the market
So I got upset and visited my marketer
And was given big porn data
It turned out that I was a nobody
This f ed up and I wanted my money back
Then the sales agent appeared with my soul
We made a deal and my likes went up emediatly! 😀
Why do I rush when I have time?
1. I figured out the feeling of having many hours alive is false if we falsely perceive time. Time is going faster than I think it is. I may never get around to some book I wanted to read sitting nearby waiting to be opened and ravished.
2. If I slow down enough I start to slow down and time may seem to speed up while I am doing essentially nothing but be inactive. If people need me in this state my services will be limited and that means a possible depression caused by lethargy.
3. Unresolved problems create stress and anxiety which can only be resolved with effort, motion, action etc.. Prayer doesn’t always do it, or money, or violence, or sex, or loud annoying noises.
4. Everything is less boring when activity is occurring regardless of if it’s in the net or reality.
5. You can’t unwind and get relief from doing nothing. You also don’t get something for nothing unless ethics are broken and you steal or take.
2. If I slow down enough I start to slow down and time may seem to speed up while I am doing essentially nothing but be inactive. If people need me in this state my services will be limited and that means a possible depression caused by lethargy.
3. Unresolved problems create stress and anxiety which can only be resolved with effort, motion, action etc.. Prayer doesn’t always do it, or money, or violence, or sex, or loud annoying noises.
4. Everything is less boring when activity is occurring regardless of if it’s in the net or reality.
5. You can’t unwind and get relief from doing nothing. You also don’t get something for nothing unless ethics are broken and you steal or take.
Dupes in the Borg!?
Hold your breath it coming up Tulips
As we reach a mind bending zombie apocalypse
A joke or prank this is not troll talk
Don’t don’t walk the plank
Make friends who aren’t trendy lemmings
Just smile as the climate changes
Adjust your thermostat to average joe
The make a go at it
Yes we can or not to be
We shall all see
As suddenly a mob jumps from the tent
Oh no a circus and a parade
This is the good times of your life
Fun theatre and time for play
Right there on the computer
That final finale frontier!
As we reach a mind bending zombie apocalypse
A joke or prank this is not troll talk
Don’t don’t walk the plank
Make friends who aren’t trendy lemmings
Just smile as the climate changes
Adjust your thermostat to average joe
The make a go at it
Yes we can or not to be
We shall all see
As suddenly a mob jumps from the tent
Oh no a circus and a parade
This is the good times of your life
Fun theatre and time for play
Right there on the computer
That final finale frontier!
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