Weird I was called baby and honey bunny.

Plus overheard teens doing math saying six Jews minus something.

Egad!

At least I'm still sane!
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The umbrella of powerful penis protector's invisible yet blue light rays will turn meteors into advanced organic salad for starving third world countries!


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We have gone from having global warming deniers to science deniers!

What is happening to gray matter?

Dark Matter can wait!
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I learn about a Kardashian first thong while thinking about California making tougher death penalty laws!

Now you finally understand!
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Poetry to me is the central nervous system for the arts and creativity!

When poetry dies the world goes with it!
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Weird as can be:

I don't know the reason but based on observations I am soon to look about 60% my actual age.  Not an easy feat!  Though being an odd genetic background, historical background, and now this!  Yep I'm an accidental weirdo.
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There's a modern kind of friend where nothing "real" happens and it feels alright!

It is all online and eventually fear is the winner!
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I read about the changes to the death penalty in California!

I cringed painfully!
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Those words those words..

Have no no
No meaning to me
Deep sounds may empty be
Just an unholy rhapsody
I hear fishes escape the net
Happens constantly
If only I could believe in fairies
Not me, not me, not me
Just betting I'm a three
Four of a kind
Ace high

Estimates of a joker untrue
No wild card or fool
Playing it cool.
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Here is an experience I had with poetry!

I read a poem that was about a page long that caused a room full of people to jump to their feet clapping and cheering.

Now does this alter your thoughts about poetry?!
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M News Flash!

A little nothing happened at noon

Followed by high annoyance kids

Lastly calm drivers aiming uplifting

Followed by yesterday's old world

In the hands rather than money

Bags holding her eyes up flames

Rocks left in ashes not collected

Weaves a reflection solution

Last meal eaten

Cannabis brownies

Unreality!


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