I will admit that a video Billy Graham made shorty before his death made a big impact on me, in the way that Jimmy Carter's famous speech touched my heart.

We can't wait for our children to fix our problems!
If not now, when?
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No harm will come in lathargic bliss..

The games will not puzzle!

Silence will tear away screams!

Noon is full of nonsense!

See how they dream!!!?
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So a red flower grew from no seed!

People gasped!

How could this be!

So they ate it!
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Right on.

I found out that I am getting more popular outside of the United States than right here almost!
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In the distance breasts could be seen!

Bill Hole was confused

What can it mean?

Please explain?

And lastly

Why me!


But they came anyway

Even when Bill Hole wiped his eyes

Then slapped his face!

Can't stop what is coming!

Breasts herself!

The one and only!


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When things get ugly enough the I've melts!

I mean real ugly!
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The science report!

Presidential elections are stressful and even depressing so take extra good care of yourself till the end of November.
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We are more than our fears and problems!


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I think antisemitism began to get serious around the time of the reformation because religious differences were stressed and the Holocaust is not to be figured out.

It is incomprehensible.
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I have made an educated guess that the lost tribes are the celts, with very little left to prove but tribal similarities and perhaps a bit of stuff in the gene pool.


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I also read that Jews in the last three hundred years have spent time trying to figure out lost cultural identity much like the American Indians recently have been doing!

The effects of regaining ones culture have done magic and I believe it is important that no culture is destroyed if it can be prevented.  Also America has a culture, it does.
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