Spring is amazing!

Its a thongtastic time with jet pack fever!

Beware if women with googly eyes and photoshopped boobs!

Make May Poles!

Balloons are often needing blow jobs!

The ducks were ready to race as being very pissed off at the color red on this day!

I'm for Bernie Sanders but not any talk that portrays Billionaires as enemies when some would gladly share the wealth!

You may say nerds are wimpy, but Superman!

Any guy that shoots powerful beams out of his eyes must be a smart journalist and therefore a nerd who in fact can lift tall buildings with a single hand.  Just a nerd!

What have you been smoking?

New campaign slogan!

WE ARE US

A miracle worker somewhere?

I was saved in spite of not asking

Had I fallen to my death

Had I some foolish accident

I would be dead is how I figured

You can't complain and moan

Once dead

There is no refund

Because you aren't there to collect

So somebody must have cared

Because I'm still here.

Billy the Kid gave you the look and the wild west appeared!

A tumble weed suddenly caught on fire!

Girl we couldn't get much higher!

Boobs bounce and an eagle appears!

The crowd goes out of control!

I see a shooting star blow up!

Is this some kind of love!

Billy the Kid knows all!

How do I love thee madly let me count each electric effect..

When you are not near me

You are elsewhere instead

I am more of a man

When you are not around

Wit upon my magic tounge

Seems as if I am in love

Who?

Darling I keep inside

A wild heart land

The for she and I

In time to kiss

Every strawberry

On your lips!

Wavy ride of love!

As to difficulties

They come and go

Like being hit

By the ocean

Feels good!

Advice that may or may not be good!

Consider the internet as an experiment missing end results.

Rush around in order to get the most possible done then experience the tragic results.

Get obsessed with someone and feel slapped.

Develope a king sized monster within and scare every one as the consequence.

Laugh it off.