I am not unlike a hamburger..

I also have two buns and am found at the Crusty Crab where you can buy me and devour me!

To blog or not?

Give I can

Not today!

I departed from the giant sex blaster x ray monster other dimensional world where both my mind collided in the fun booth of time and ice cream where the wonder puppies are!

Ad in question may be reported to highest power or God maybe?

Once upon a time!

So how do you start her up?

First remember to use both hands..

Yes I know.


Are you ready for her?

Ready as ever

I can't remember feeling so exciting!


She's a 16 cilander so go easy?

Yes Yes I understand..

But can she drive well?


She can drive both good and hard?

Very sturdy build

Plus well oiled machine.!


I suppose I can just give it a go!

Yes Yes but go easy boy

Heaven know I've tried and failed!


Alrighty then!!!!

Now will be that thing...

I don't know what I mean

But the cat was babbling

There she is from wax

Melted in heart's meow

Blob of life can dance

Do that good move

Yep you see

Oh my..

Like a rabbit

Hopping all about

Down the magic pathways

And far away

Pop!

Amazing Waves!

I detect something electric

Oh stimulating sand castles

This is the place yes

Making waves crash jelly

So I see you get hungry

Crawling across amazing foam

Gleaming star you are

Suddenly there you are!


It seemed like a sea sucker

No this be a mermaid lover

Hark a woman approaching

The tides turned wildly

Steam mint clouds of green

Helpless, yet something

Somewhat odd baffling

The castle crashed in two

Bill Hole was searching

Nearby in the cliff

Why me he considered

In such a dark spot

Dramatic shock.

Online and offline writing is turning us into alphabet people..

Now can you say dog backwards?

You will lose so climb into a hole and hyperventilate!

I am not an elephant.

I am not donkey

Or a woman's bra

I am not stupid at all

I find myself climbing walls

Not as spiderman

But as a scared person

I can't hide

I can't hide my eyes

As forces collide

And make violence

So lift your head

Open your ears

Shut your mind

The kids cry

Band aids supplied

Passive and kind

Will more dictators rise

For a laser gun parade

Heads caught in wires

Sometimes it looks possible

Like a race car

To break the barrier

Winners from losers

Try me for a chat

Bring a rat!

Bill Hole felt his longings to jump through the hole, but just wimped out suddenly, sat down and covered his face with his hands..

What ever happened to my courage (he thought)

Still there was no other way out of the cave

There was no other way

No options! (Echoed everywhere)


Bill Hole stood up

It was time at last!