To be invented soon..

Smooth Jazz Shampoo!
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Someday a woman will fart.

It just hasn't happened yet.
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Zombies have needs too..


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A thong is all you thnead!


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Edison failed over 10,000 times before inventing the light bulb!!!!!

That is fucking amazing!
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After a bit of geneology study,

I find that I am very unlikely full blooded semetic jew genetically.  That would mean I am a mut.  Do you have any dogs who are muts I can hang out with?
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I figure there are less than 3,000 "REAL HOURS" a year.

This is why time seems to go by so damn fast.
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Zoo animals gave us karma...

Perhaps we now are zoo animals...

Mmmmm....
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Evil hides in deep dispair and in faces who cover it and conceal it with great practice.


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The expression: "Far out dude" to completely fade from speech in 2015.


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Every night I am horrified by how many bags of Dorrito's Americans must be eating.

This has been my most disturbing thought, and you are a vegan, do correct me if I am wrong?
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