This makes sense, and yet I can't explain why@ there is reason to prepare for happiness!
We love ourselves too often and need reach out much more often. It is a social responsibility and it effects the environment also.
Not a fan
In a world of silence peace is achieved
And then we become monks
Eventually turn the TV on full blast.
And then we become monks
Eventually turn the TV on full blast.
Making money is really good?
If you answered yes you are like the many make up the most party.
So pull up a chair grab your self a computer and prepare for lift off.
As you chase the million dollars get a good feeling.
That is that you are now rich and happy!
When sexual thoughts happen use the following puritan skills to think pure again:
1. Breathe rapidly till you pass out
2. Engage in deep philosophy
3. Join a science fiction book club
4. Watch sponge Bob
5. Get some expert spiritual advise from a hipster
6. Get a George W fan poster to stare at
7. Jump up and down
8. Stick your head in a refrigerator
9. Become competitive at bingo
10. Pick someone's nose
If none of these work try becoming all ten!
1. Breathe rapidly till you pass out
2. Engage in deep philosophy
3. Join a science fiction book club
4. Watch sponge Bob
5. Get some expert spiritual advise from a hipster
6. Get a George W fan poster to stare at
7. Jump up and down
8. Stick your head in a refrigerator
9. Become competitive at bingo
10. Pick someone's nose
If none of these work try becoming all ten!
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