When sexual thoughts happen use the following puritan skills to think pure again:
1. Breathe rapidly till you pass out
2. Engage in deep philosophy
3. Join a science fiction book club
4. Watch sponge Bob
5. Get some expert spiritual advise from a hipster
6. Get a George W fan poster to stare at
7. Jump up and down
8. Stick your head in a refrigerator
9. Become competitive at bingo
10. Pick someone's nose
If none of these work try becoming all ten!
1. Breathe rapidly till you pass out
2. Engage in deep philosophy
3. Join a science fiction book club
4. Watch sponge Bob
5. Get some expert spiritual advise from a hipster
6. Get a George W fan poster to stare at
7. Jump up and down
8. Stick your head in a refrigerator
9. Become competitive at bingo
10. Pick someone's nose
If none of these work try becoming all ten!
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