Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.


Human's are the only animals with laser flush controlled toilets and cloth waiters for fecal matter


Humans are the only animal that has their children walk around with fifty pound backpacks


Humans are the only animal that needs to be liked on facebook and will even pay to liked on facebook


Human's are the only animal that eats rice cakes


Human's are the only animal that decorates their food before eating it


Language likely developed as result of human creativity not human intelligence


A small group of men achieve world domination

How interesting

Now what?

Celebration?

I hope you guys feel real proud

But what the hell did you really accomplish?!!!!
The bathroom had fishes 

For that is where much water is

Not really fishes

But fishy fishes

Flashing fishy fishes.
Watching the tax ride 

For that time in a taxi

For riding the marsh mellows

The kind of relaxed feet

Twinkle under the moon

Get ready my friends

Hop to it.
Tails move in circles 

My favorite cat moves in a circle

Rolls around and

Plays with me

It is like a dream.