We hold these truths as self evident that all men prefer kittens.

She went from good kisser to vacuum machine in three seconds.

Cannibals to be given text messages rather then to be met in the flesh. Always a wise idea!

Fear and stupidity have driven me to wear a purple bike helmet at all times. I wonder why I feel lost in space and who the sheep people are?

She could have dumped on any man, but she chose me.

With her super weird powers and my wacky Jewish powers we will combine and form into radio active ice cream.

Born a butt child, always a butt child. Stinky, but beautiful.