Elevator sex is unusual because you can get lost on the way up and get off at the wrong time and even get stuck for hours.

I started using ai and now I have ten children and long green hair.

The LAPD sent officers to train in Israel. Officials can't explain what they learned..

Her anti Ice rage got so hot, that even Ice got scared.

I had no idea what they were protesting, but they removed their clothes and began doing the chicken dance.

Man loses his balls in Minnesota Immigrant Rage.

The pacifist is just an idealist with a bad sex change.

You can make an offensive post in good spirit and not into a power move. It's about time we realized how unimportant we actually are.

Antisemite with great power fails at bowling for Jews and now the pins are mad.

Now you all get crotchety or else!