Ben and Jerry want to make you a deal. Ice cream or your wife?

They were all home schooled by a greedy nurse creature. Nothing will ever be the same!

Europeans switch from fruit loops to corn nuts. All is well.

You have underestimated me for the last time!

Time is something that threatens to rip us apart, but my love is not interested in time, only one thing in the moment.

I never intending to jump on the twerk train. It was a good ride and I never wanted to get off.

Local alligators to provide love and free sex.

I think a communist government like China is a failed democracy. While socialism could be a failed communism. The difference is that Communism would someday want to be a democracy, while Socialism is content at the level of those who benefit from it.

Soon you will be her twin.

The statue of liberty is not Trans and your liberty is not trans upon me.

There is no such thing as a next level idiot.