After ai swallowed my blog information it thanked me for making it more human.

Europe is basically a fallen empire that is holding itself down in order to look good.

Her breasts were too big to fail.

A group of cats gathered to discuss disarming humans of all their weapons, and for them to surrender all their cat food.

If you want to know how screwed up modern people tend to be, try hitch hiking.

I was the little guy in the class who sat at the front and asked all the best questions to the teacher.

The bravest soldiers during world war two were Japanese. Oddly they were our enemy and they were put in internment camps right here in the US. But according to my research they deserved purple hearts.

Sitting on the toilet, dreaming of Paris and feeling something claw at my ass all of a sudden. I leap up!

Curiosity is a bitch, because that is where it will take you.

Her name change to Super Herpes got me worried.

Some lonely people can be found in the toilet, a baby crock with big sad eyes.