Those who look at trees and try to communicate with birds will always remain optimists.

I never worry about popularity because I know how to make people laugh.

One way I think of God is that God is within a giant book that has some missing pages, some invisible ink, some clues, some censorship, and even some blood, but you are compelled to read on.

To me the holocaust was devastating and then I found out that Jews were supposed to be meek, and I was not happy with that. Finally I chose not to be meek.

I suppose a genocide involves hiding all the evidence, and that makes me feel like I am essentially evidence.

There is no such thing as infinite cleavage.

She wanted a zombie with a penis and all she got was a zombie.

Since the EU has bought American style toilets and got American style hair cuts, they are gaining on England.

England is about to sink into its dark and dirty Thames River and now they want Israel to give them a blessing. Too late!