I joined my own club and became my own number one fan. What did you do today?

I saved the world and all I got was a pair of shoes.

Those who smell bad often lack brain cells.

I my garlic doesn't work I'll try my vorpal blade.

After staring into the toilet for hours she began to crave me.

Since I am hard to predict everyone is frequently aroused by me.

Just because I have the kiss of death and eyes that can kill, does not mean I am popular.

People who want you to be a stork are not fit to make babies.

Never date someone covered in cobwebs.

When woke arrived big time in 2020 people began to talk about toxic men and man boobs like they had found a new religion.

My graveyard is very outspoken. I am essentially a Holocaust survivor.