Advice is often cheap, but tastes good as butter.

I had cookies once and then I barfed.

When a few weirdos come on by, draw a circle around them, and then the fun will begin.

Artists do not always do drugs, but often sniff glue.

Your best idea is just an idea. Get over it.

Heavy people tend not to sit on me.

Think twice and then do it anyway.

So how to be perfect, you must contain your farts, then speak in good language, always smile, and laugh in private.

It is good to be vigilant, but not paranoid.