She offered me a hand full of jelly.

Internet trolls to meet in real life to hate test each other.

Causing Jews to move to the promised land will not make you rich.

The reason not to hold your head up high, is people will throw crap at it when you do.

Demon boobs are still better than bad books.

Famous people can not cause a sun tan.

So many vampires, too many zombies.

Its a disaster! I have no more love to give!

Imperfect people are still people!

To a short person I am tall and to a tall person I am short. It's a great life.

If some Seniors worship bingo, then Bingo must have been made by God.