If dogs keep humping your leg perhaps they are trying to tell you something.

With a great chest comes great responsibilities.

It turns out that i am the glitch in the Matrix.

People who throw shit have very dirty hands.

If I can't eat it, it wasn't meant to be.

Women that don't have turbo are no good.

I have never met a yodeler that I didn't like.

Lunatics are just people you haven't met yet.

She said her body was a temple so I walked inside and prayed.

I have never met a weirdo that appeared perfectly normal. But I have tried weirdo shampoo for dry hair.

The vibrators began to work in unison.