A lady that fails to drink slurpies is not my kind of woman.

The cheese was extreme and very bangin.

A woman woman can not be dim witted and sexy at the same time.

My favorite people resemble broken clocks .

Social media is like a laundry machine that leaves you wet and torn to pieces.

I worry about the modern man and it's dirty dirty deeds.

Struggle is noble even if it is not a noble one.

Perfect women are the one's that scare me the most.

You can not become famous by sitting on famous people's faces.

Big underwear is not the measure of a person's worth.

You can not be hostile and apologetic at the same time.