You were getting your leg humped by a dog, and you didn't even like the dog. What does that make you!

I couldn't get her to like me, but I could bring her to other cows and give her some milk.

The lunch that dropped in front of him, was to him the experience of a life time, and hours of food selfies.

The best people in life are the one's that are larger then your hands and never flee into the woods when it's lonely and cold.

She became a brick house by swallowing actual bricks and reading up on architecture.

The goal of politics as I see it is to allow people to discover their dreams, by opening that door which freedom brings.

Narendra Modi @narendramodi Wonderful to speak with my dear friend President Trump today. Delighted that Made in India products will now have a reduced tariff of 18%. Big thanks to President Trump on behalf of the 1.4 billion people of India for this wonderful announcement. When two large economies and the world’s largest democracies work together, it benefits our people and unlocks immense opportunities for mutually beneficial cooperation. President Trump’s leadership is vital for global peace, stability, and prosperity. India fully supports his efforts for peace. I look forward to working closely with him to take our partnership to unprecedented heights.

I say more avocados and less blooming idiots.

After what happened the resulting greed was pretty good. I went on a shopping spree, got and hair cut, a sex change, and a bought a new house. Now I plan on going into retail.