When Jews are attacked in Australia a tsunami is sure to follow.

My truth has wings and makes little bird gifts upon unsuspected heads.

It was no ordinary French kiss, because now I am in a French Hospitable surrounded by singing frogs.

There is nothing romantic about carnage or vile behavior.

If someone did a reverse causation fart would you call them an idiot?

Welcome into the minds eye, you are pleasantly surprised, all is beautiful, would you like beer or wine?

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