As libs lie their heads often distort and bend and morph.

Violent Pro Peace Protests seem to be missing the point that peace is already here.

Hamas and Antifa to have a merger, and we predict an explosive party ahead!

If your ex wife starts speaking backwards then marry her twice.

Instead of Jiggle Bells, try Jingle Balls!

Don't eat a pizza if it starts moaning.

New brilliant idea: PUPPIES NOT GRENADES!

At least Hamas left us a teleportation device.

Cows are going to protest in latest urban stampede.

Hail Mary is to be changed to Heil Mary? But why?

This time I think I will try baptism by sink.