(m) Dear, lying is not the same as having sex. (f) That may be true, but I keep doing it with you.

Waiter there is a chicken in my soup. That's what you ordered. No! I said I want chicken soup! Oops my mistake, my hearing is bad.

Putin offers his 1000th warning to Ukraine and baloons drop from the Kremlin ceiling.

They texted each other weird stupid sweet nothings all day long, and were still lonely and angry.

With so much human stench on the internet, it's very interesting how often people go anyway.

New TV show: Idiots taking trains together at night!

Most liberals are nazis with lip stick.

In today's world there are too many people intent on vomiting on other people.