I never intending to jump on the twerk train. It was a good ride and I never wanted to get off.

Local alligators to provide love and free sex.

I think a communist government like China is a failed democracy. While socialism could be a failed communism. The difference is that Communism would someday want to be a democracy, while Socialism is content at the level of those who benefit from it.

Soon you will be her twin.

The statue of liberty is not Trans and your liberty is not trans upon me.

There is no such thing as a next level idiot.

My pen leaked all over her feet. This is how it all started.