Some people thought that Jewish people would admit defeat by being bad to Hamas, probable genocide, world with pitchforks, new gas chambers. Oh, we failed to do that, we are so Jedi.

Turns out that Gen Z love is better than cat love, but silently cats disagree, but fail to protest.

From the river full of pee.

Today I will not running for senate, but I will be bonding with fish.

No doubt, Biden has an impressively large forehead.

Have we fallen through the butt crack of the universe and shat out into another reality?

The evidence that American Women are Love Goddesses: No armpit hair, never complains.

New Book: The wizard and his three idiots.

Pigs in a blanket never said by humble vegan.

My purpose here, is to be in fear, of flowers in her hair, the melody of nothingness, pain running through my guts, screams in the night with mouth tight.

She wasn't much, just okay, once upon a day, that night would come, she was a drag, and dragged me along, she smelled of ogre socks, I loved her with all my heart.