Getting up in the morning can be hard if you're an elf, because your ears, and that's difficult, you got all these ear haters everyday. You wonder if the ear haters have a life.

She asked if I was Sigma or Superman, so I showed her the Big S on my Chest.

These depraved college students dressed as Jihadists have only one thing left in their lives now: Their love of Palestine and their desire to be Hamas, the glory of Allah, and River to the Sea.

Remember then when us vulnerable were on the ground bleeding and nobody came, so we bled, we pained, nobody offered a hand, so we waited, nobody helped and the world went on, nobody comforted, nobody offered a hug, the world went on, the blaming begun, fingers pointing to any weakness, we raised our hands upwards, we wept, and got to our feet, our aching bodies, hearts torn began the hard work, of what was impossible, and did it.

I thought I was in love with you, my heart beating loudly at the thought of loving you, to hold you close, and tell you all, and make it all about you, but it wasn't you at all, I had fallen for your shoes.

Love is sometimes within dreams.

The yarn rolled around and lost mass as it went, as very fat corrupt folk fell to the ground and rolled out the door and into the barnyard. Sometimes the world stops on a dime and turns into a silver dollar you got to run, to meet the famous nun, she's at a dime store having fun.

The Great Trump!

To tweak or twerk? That is the question of this great moment!