Sneaking sex changes on people should be illegal!

She had two heads. (You can't make this shit up.)

Love shouldn't resemble broken glass.

My future ex wife will be a humpback whale, much like the last one. (I think she hurt my back and broke something.)

Frothing at the mouth while fisting into the air doesn't prove yourself a victim.

Try to judge America by it's wealth and tremendous beauty and not by it's cheese.

Those who dominate cheese can make fools of human beings!

Why is it cheese cake when it is not cheesy?

When trump enters a room I always imagine forth of July Fireworks going off around him.

When you need to double down on love try two scoops.

Radical activist's explode when told that not everything is fair.