Bart makes it illegal for men to look at women. Women stop riding bart. Go figure.

Kooks vs Dweebs. Who will win?

I am ready for eager evangelics on shrooms for today!

Curvy sexy women fail to impress space aliens who gather at planetarium.

Random Human's seen mowing lawns while space aliens watch them.

Tictok sex changes to go away on the 19th. Now is your finall chance to change your life!

I don't know how strong the Kursk Counter Offensive is, but my bet, it's likely a good bet. The Russian army sending North Koreans there, says volumes.

He couldn't keep an eye on the cheese, and it escaped through a hole in the wall.

Sitting upon the golden tree were the preening tree hags. They were rolling their fingers and darting there eyes mysteriously.

Get your GARDEN OF WONDERLAND TICKETS AND MEET THE NEW REPUBLICANS!

Rampaging Hamas in search of new terrorism met with dessert mirage of Jewish Temple.