I only have moderatly huge ideas.

I can't speak about Ukraine much because it's not really there.

Mark Zuckerburg wins: THE BETTER WORLD AWARD, FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON HIS PLATFORMS BEGINNING SOON!

Apple Sauce was consuming mass quantities and staring at Bill Hole.

They called him the guy, and that failed, so they hit him wih baloons, and then fell to the earth, so the drama unfolded and I fell through a door.

From America we come!

You can leave a piece of me for the dog.

She realized that I wasn't tall and fat!

Self driving cars that are caring and offer free carebears. Why not?

My new book: COWARDS ROLLING OVER STUFF.