He will constantly hold you, adore you, and worship you, but he will be a different person everyday.

The nuts of today can hold onto their coconuts with out fear.

It's time to get hip to reality and act like you can't control it.

Highly determined idiots don't make pizza.

What if God was Jewish? Would that make Israel more awesome?

If something seems impossible and the computers can't understand how it happened, it is polite to say: it's retrocausal.

My love is always near even when I am kissing my new bride to be. It it gets blurry when the sun goes down.

A punk rocker turned butter speader, muffin maker, spreads fun across the earth with cemtrails.

Booze considered the latest way to travel with out getting hurt, or your feelings about perfection hurt, perhaps pure fun.

Election sore brats to stampede into the night.

Cats demand it behind the ears and more catnip.