A hopeless person dropped to their knees in emotional pain, discovered a lollypop, began sucking on it, and was instantly happy again!

Let your face shine with American Freedom Glitter Shampoo!

I am pleased by much more than spinning my fork around.

Nobody has ever gotten rich by farting up a storm.

Idiots just need to take remedial pogo.

Happiness is great, but if you fall on your face and get kicked in the head it isn't.

How do men do breast strokes with a strait face?

Civilized people don't like swinging battle axes.

There were hundreds of paintings that were copies of each other and some were melting.

Is an idiot worth much?

Behind the beautiful painting is the safe.