In the future the computer screen will be implanted into our optic nerves. Stress will be eliminated and the need for human contact.

The true leader.

I think I will vote for Nobody or Bill Hole. You decide!

My heart is too complex for my brain, which is why I almost blew a fuse.

I suppose I am ready for President Doritos.

Logically time can move in both directions, so this direction isn't special. Anything we believe to have done that is special according to how it will change history is nonsense.