Am I the only person who finds that so much war in the past and now in the future is offensive? I am very offended. Now be civilized and chill out. Or find yourself a bride.

The it creeped up the stairs with a knife behind it's gruesome back, ready, for there was a man at the top with greasy black hair playing a clarinet. Storm clouds could be seen clashing into lightning and loud booming thonder. He said: Care for a cup of tea?"

Try your luck on my gaggle of ducks!

In the other room.

I wish she was alive to tell me.

It all comes down to the flavor of it, and I choose the blue soup.

You are not fond of peace are you.

Are the Palistians really Iranian puppets or not?

Nobody is free until they dance.