Room full of wet people accused of mass urination. Told to go swim or go to jail.

Trump hair style is going back into fashion. Even woman want it, or a man who has got it.

History repeats itself: Russia has gone from great to terrible. Ivan is back from the dead. I got new dance moves. The hustle is my favorite. WoW!

Drunken Trojen Warrior to join the fray and the fun times at night.

New Flame Thrower Hair Cuts to cause baldness. Try your hair gel instead.

Complaints to destroy the better world theory and create the distopia now theory currently going on.

Eventually Cathrine the Great must leave Russia and then annex my creative work.

I laughed and it wasn't on social media, so did it happen or not?

He died, but at least he was not a duck.

If your nipples are talking to each other it is just your imagination.

Being a Jewish Cowboy means I have a weakness for women in special shoes.