These interest me more than fundamental physics.

You never really get away with it.

My dead spirit twin will rise from the dead and love you.

I recieved a strange plant in the mail saying love is coming like a marching band down the street. Then an egret shit on my head.

Justice on demand.

Russia appears to be shrinking and will soon become a four inch country!

The girls are ready to cause great health.

Recent news shows a new problem. We need to stop it.

They have worse Amnesia than me? Apparently she is that good! Maybe she can make me forget my entire life.

Dueling can end this mess right away!

The Tall Thin Man claimed that he was free of all accusations by seducing the Jury with his violin. His swooning melody caused them to leap in his dirrection.