Silicon Valley gears up for more telemarketing.

Drooling for American Cheese shows your strength in the face of tyranny.

Fruit loops to expand their range into Siberia.

Freedom burgers and hotdogs to find their way into Russian hands for tastiness unbeatable.

Ear wax is flooding into the black sea causing animals to sing out of harmony for the first time!

Saying goodbye to earth or America, not sure. I got an apartment on Pluto.

Kings across the world turn zombie on the plebians. Not again!

Zombie mind control devices for diabolic purpose sold via past religion post modern super hate.

Carmakers to become pc and turn into caremakers.

New SPILL THE BEANS FROM PINTO, WITH GREAT TASTING SPICES IN THE SAUCE!

The Weekly Doomsday countdown has begun, start with lame people, and a disregard for rules and laws, missed opportunities, and excessive frowning.