Rules on how to be annoying in your city home:
In order to be annoying in a city environment you must:
One: Act like you know shit that is important.
two: Act like you are more important than others for no reason.
three: Act like you are too important to pay attention to anyone.
four: Have some fashion that show that you really are important.
five: Show no moments of interest in anyone except your important people.
six: Read books that have important titles.
seven: Make sure that you remain cool headed and cold blooded at all times.
eight: Keep your sexual desires completely hidden even from yourself.
nine: Avoid wearing colors and look down on people who do.
ten: Sound interesting while never saying anything really original.
eleven: If you are a woman add nothing to show that you are feminine.
Twelve: Sun glasses are a plus and full arms tatoos can work wonders if you feel down.
Thirteen: Learn how to be insensitive and rob people of their mental space and positivity.
fourteen: Show some sign that you are a person of bad ass fashion like unusual hair of side burns.
fifteen: When you walk don't walk fast, but slowly.
sixteen: Beware of bald people.
seventeen: And most of all act like you have your life together and that you don't give a fuck.
