Brutal sarcasm below


Humans are the only animal that hires people to teach children how to have fun


Humans are the only animal who blindly follows a leader


Humans are the only animal that cages other animals


Humans are the only animal that wakes each day to look at financial charts


Humans are the only animal that has vast amounts of pill poppers


Humans are the only animal that needs a watch to tell what time it is


Humans are the only animal that needs reality TV


Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.